Congrats to Kenny Perry on winning his 11th PGA Tour title, victory number two for him at the Buick Open (2001). It was good to see the Kentucky native play so well, especially knowing how much stress he's putting on himself to make that all-important Ryder Cup team.
The real story of the post-tournament has to be the choke of Woody "Hot Head" Austin. Lord knows what he's currently doing to his putter, but I have a few guesses.
A) Instead of kissing it, like he was sarcastically in regulation Woody is in the scorers tent most likely gnawing at it ferociously like a hyena.
B) Snap it over his knee like previously seen in well a few different tournaments.
C ) My personal favorite. Hammer the putter shaft over his head five or six times until it looked like a gummy worm. (MCI Heritage Classic Harbour Town 1997)
-The TURK
2 comments:
I love the image of Woody gnawing at his putter like a hyena from the Lion King! But lets be glad Woody didnt launch his 6-iron off of a par three and hit some unsuspecting fan in the gallery..
hahah.. good point
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